Some food for thought or questions to chew on during your Thanksgiving meal (see how I made the food joke twice in the opening line)
- Kansas football coach Mark Mangino is being investigated for verbally abusing players. Is this the first time the fat kid has ever been the bully?
- The drunken idiot that punched Jimmy Clausen in the face will finally be the center of attention at this year's family Thanksgiving dinner. That is, until Uncle Gary gets drunk and starts rambling about abortion and suicide. Do Catholics drink during Thanksgiving?
- Who is more embarrassed at Thanksgiving dinner...the girl who comes home for the first time after everyone in her family has discovered she is a stripper, NuKeese Richardson, or Isiah Thomas? I say the stripper. People recover from armed robbery and Isiah Thomas doesn't know how to be embarrassed but you can't recover from being a whore.
- There are plenty of rumors swirling around Charlie Weis and his position as the head football coach at the University of Notre Dame. We can all be thankful that Charlie Weis does not eat when he is stressed and that tomorrow is not a national holiday focused on eating.
- Does Brett Farve eat Wrangler Jeans for Thanksgiving dinner with a side of pain killers?
- The Saints are undefeated. If this won the 'How can God pay us back for Hurricane Katrina' vote then the people of New Orleans need to be flooded again.
- Jimmie Johnson won his 4th straight NASCAR championship. True NASCAR fans don't respect a man that doesn't have a Dale Earnhardt mustache.
As we all scatter to the 4 winds for the next day or so, the majority of us will reconvene Saturday at Commonwealth Stadium in Lexington, KY. Until that time, I'll be in a tryptophan-induced coma with my rascally little brother. But on Saturday, however, Thundercats Are Go! It's Revelry Week folks!
ERIC! won last week, again, going 6/7, but as of press time he has not yet delivered this week's picks. I guess that's one way to ride off into the sunset.
The team standings remain tight with 2 weeks left of picks, with ELTT up on LKIAC by 2 games.
The individual standings are as follows:
Josh Cohron - 43 Eric Angevine- 42 Colin- 41 Jason Brubaker- 39 Holly Anderson- 38 Ian- 38 Grubby- 37 Mr. Ashley Burns- 34
1. It's not a fight if you get punched in the face at a bar and don't respond. The word "fight" implies a willingness to participate. That dude is not at all, ever, under any circumstances, going to be in a "fight." (see Exhibit 1)
2. Who wouldn't want to punch this guy in the face? (See Exhibit 2)
I'd like to be the first to welcome myself to this illustrious writing staff at Stadium Drives. Sorry it has taken so long but I went Michael Crabtree on the GM of Stadium Drives. I wanted to hold out for even more money but when I realized the team was having some success without me I thought I better jump on the bandwagon before it was too late. As Mr. Crabtree has done I hope to make an immediate impact and be an active participant in the decline back down to slightly below medoicre. Side note: That was more of a knock on the 49ers season than the website.
It is no secret that I am a University of Tennessee football fan. Events in recent weeks have given me a new perspective on my admiration and love for Vol Football. I am speaking directly to the arrests of three freshmen football players, Janzen Jackson, NuKeese Richardson and Mike Edwards, for armed robbery with a pellet gun. This was the first major backlash in the already intriguing Kiffin era at Tennessee. I have read the message boards, newspaper articles, and ESPN reports pertaining to the event. As a loyal Tennessee fan I offer these few words to the masses...
I Don't Care.
Yes, I was shocked when I read what had occured. I emailed, called and texted all my friends to inform them of the 'tragedy.' But deep down, I couldn't care less. I only care about one thing...winning football games. That sounds cruel, disrespectful and cold hearted, but if most fans really thought about it I'm sure they would agree with me. Here's why...
None of the three men involved in the incident serve as my measuring stick for the rights and wrongs of life. I do not know, have never met and will probably never meet any of these three playing for the University of Tennessee football team. In my eyes, they are athletes and football players that I watch religiously every Saturday in the fall and nothing more than that. Yes, that sounds selfish and cruel, but it is true.
Ask yourself this: Your team will win the National Championship in return for three of your players being arrested for armed robbery (a crime they were guilty of). Would you make that deal?
If you answer no you are lying to yourself, unless you work in the athletic office at that university. I'm sure there are even those in athletic departments, coaches included, that would take that deal.
Honestly, most every fan would make that deal. The majority of fans that would make that deal are disregarding the athletes as people and focusing solely on their athletic endeavors. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. At the end of the day, fans buy the merchandise and the tickets. Their support is demonstrated through revenue dollars and cheers. They show up and cheer but are not a direct influence on the success and failure of a student-athlete off the field. That outcome is up to the student-athlete himself.
Us fans are just spectators, watching and hoping for victories and success. We cannot expect student athletes to adhere to our own moral code or to behave in a manner we feel representatives of the university should. We can only support. It is up to the coaches and the administration to determine what is acceptable behavior and, of course, to win.
As fans we can cheer and demand success but we can't demand that student athletes behave a certain way nor should we get upset when they don't.
You hear these phrases every college football season. No matter if your team is a perennial powerhouse, in the rebuilding process, a middle-of-the-pack fighter, or a school smaller than most high schools. You're still likely to hear the words once week ten or eleven roll around.
"If only we had beaten..." "If we hadn't lost to..." "We should've beaten..."
You've heard them all before, and you've probably said something along these lines. Maybe even this season.
The fact is unless your team is Florida, Alabama, Texas, TCU, Cincinnati, or Boise State (are there really that many unbeatens?) everyone can think back on a key game (or games) during the season. Georgia Tech is an early season loss to Miami away from being undefeated and likely ranked fourth in the country. A slip up at NC State has Pittsburgh sitting squarely outside the top five looking in at conference mate Cincinnati. Both these school's fans are saying "If only."
The hopes and wishes don't stop with the big boys though. Living in Lexington, where the UK football team is a solid (if not surprising) 7-4, every football conversation falls back to discussions of Mississippi State and South Carolina. Every discussion starts the same way. Everyone is excited with the Georgia and Auburn wins, the games where Kentucky was thought to be the underdog. The talk soon turns though, as everyone wants to think about what might have been.
What if Mike Hartline didn't go down in the South Carolina game? What if Coach Brooks hadn't have called a fake on that field goal? For that matter, what would the season look like if Kentucky could have stopped Anthony Dixon just one time in the MSU game? "We'd be nine and two!" some will always say.
What if Hartline hadn't have gone down in the South Carolina game? Would Kentucky have leaned on a steady running game so strongly in the Auburn, Vandy, and Georgia games? Maybe they would have, but maybe Coach Phillips would have gotten pass-happy at some point and it could have cost Kentucky one or more of those games.
Also, Mike's unfortunate injury may have consequences on the 2010 season. Morgan Newton is getting valuable playing time, in important big time conference games. He has matured as the season has progressed, but had Mike have been taking the snaps all year Morgan could not have grown up as he has. Thus, UK fans are likely to see a somewhat seasoned Sophomore quarterback under center leading into next year instead of listening to another tired story of quarterback controversies all spring.
In short, no matter if you're a fan of GT, Pitt, UK, or any other school just stop saying "If only" and enjoy the season. Be proud you're following a one loss team, a team that is rebuilding strongly and headed back to national prominence, or even a team like Kentucky that is meeting or exceeding their expectations. Unless your team is just a complete and utter failure this year stop asking questions and enjoy one more week or football before we hit bowl season. It'll be a long winter, spring, and summer before you get it all back again.
For teams that haven't met in over 25 years, tonight's matchup of #6 Purdue and #9 Tennessee has a certain feel of familiarity. Here's a preview of some of the sub-plots to tonight's championship contest in the U.S. Virgin Islands Paradise Jam tournament.
Pearl vs. Purdue. In coaching legend Gene Keady's final season, Bruce Pearl took his then UW-Milwaukee team into West Lafayette and came out with a victory. A fact which Pearl didn't shy away from mentioning yesterday in an interview, even side by side with the former coach of 25 years.
Big 10 Memories. Former player under Keady and current Boilermaker coach Matt Painter also has familiarity with Pearl. Painter's playing days were spent dribbling against Pearl's mentor Dr. Tom Davis' teams at Iowa. They ran a similar "controlled chaos" pressure defense system then as well.
Top 10 Icebreaker. Today is the first game of the '09-'10 season between two top-10 teams.
If you can't duck it... Last night's close 4-point UT win over DePaul was interrupted for about 10 minutes when a piece of the goal came off. It was repaired -- you guessed it -- with duct tape. The players were allowed a second post-halftime warmup segment, and the game continued.
Tonight's contest tips off at 8:30pm Eastern on Fox College Sports TV.
As if it wasn't already a certainty, Notre Dame's Charlie Weis sealed his fate with a home loss to UConn just a few hours ago. Now just 35-26 as he wraps up his fifth season in South Bend, good ole Charlie is as good as gone as the Irish prepare for a trip to Stanford to end the season. Another season of BCS promise down the drain, as the Irish once again proved you can't live off your reputation forever.
The prominent name being thrown around as a replacement is of course Florida's Urban Meyer, owner of two national title in his first four seasons in Gainesville. With his team focused on defending their title, Meyer obviously isn't talking about anything Notre Dame-related. And as he approaches legend status on Florida's campus, one might wonder why he would even consider leaving.
So here's a breakdown of the pros and cons for Meyer heading to South Bend, even as he prepares to lead his Gators to another championship.
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- Dollars. One rumor making the rounds is that Notre Dame is putting together an offer for upwards of $50 million to lure Meyer. While the Meyer family isn't exactly hurting for money as it is, it would be absurd to turn down that much money if the rumors are true. Florida's athletic department is more than willing to spend money on their coaches, but there's no way they would be interested in matching something like that. They'll wish Urban well, and then go about their business of finding another coach to fit their style. Current defensive coordinator Charlie Strong or former offensive coordinator Dan Mullen would be ideal choices.
Okay okay, we're back after a 3 week hiatus. But not much has changed. The score is still within 2 games with ELTT leading LKIAC 139-137. Senor Cohron leads all-comers with a 3 pick lead over second-place professional writers Eric and Colin.
Holly has started picking out of spite and ate Dorito Salad last week in Georgia (video here). No one has seen Brubaker in 2 weeks. Ian has purportedly the best No-Shave November going on of the entire blogosphere. And Mr. Ashley keeps us all entertained all day long with his hourly facebook updates.
Oh, and Rich Rodriguez is considering starting Denard Robinson this week. Seriously Rich, say it out loud. "My starting QB doesn't tie his shoes."
Enjoy these last 2 weeks in Ann Arbor, buddy.
On with the picks!
(Note: I forged Ian and Mr. Ashley's picks, and I think ERIC! took UK over UGA but I'm not fixing the graphic. Sorry)
Minnesota at Iowa
Iowa - Big Ten Football ends before Thanksgiving again. Thank Mitch. - Cohron
Iowa. In two weeks, Iowa has gone from the Rose Bowl to the Insight Bowl. No wonder Smooth loves Kirk Ferentz's coaching ability so much - Bru
Minnesota at Iowa - Tubby's done a great job resurrecting... erg. OK, what I meant to say is, Iowa's on a two-game losing skid at the absolutely wrong time. Minnesota should be good for what ails them. - ERIC!
Louisville at South Florida
Sometimes I just can't believe USF is in the Big East. They just seem so... Conference USA to me. Since this is in their backyard, however, I give the Bulls my vote to add to Kraggy's misery - ERIC!
South Florida. On the plus side for Steve Kragthorpe, he can go ahead and start checking out some retirement home while down in Florida - Bru
South Florida - Steve Kragthorpe, coming to an NAIA school near you! - Cohron
LSU at Mississippi
LSU. Remember when everyone loved Jevan Snead at the beginning of the year? - Bru
LSU - I could punch myself in the penis for believing in the Ole Miss hype at the beginning of the year. - Cohron
I'll do it. - Grubby
Wow. This game is the battle for second place in the SEC West behind 'Bama. What the world has come to. I choose Ole Miss for the chaos factor. - ERIC!
Vanderbilt at Tennessee
Tennessee - I went to Vandy last week to tailgate and drink at the Vandy/UK game. If you ever get bored on a Saturday afternoon, grab a cooler and a chair and go down to Vandy while their football team is playing. It is so damn funny to watch nerds pretend to party and watch them hit on ugly smart girls. - Cohron
If this thing isn't over by 8 o'clock and interferes with my PBR shower at the Lucero show, someone is getting doused with some force. - Grubby
Tennessee will win because of the pride I have brought them with my error-riddled articles. - ERIC!
Tennessee. Contrary to what you might think, I will not use this space to rip the Vols for their recent string of arrests. Every team has a few knuckleheads, including my beloved Gators. But I will issue this warning to any players, anywhere, who think they may have the urge to commit a crime. Please do NOT wear your team-issued workout T-shirt while doing so (ahem... Janzen Jackson). This is almost as bad as Chris Henry getting arrested in Florida a couple years ago while wearing his own jersey - Bru
California at Stanford
Stanford. Could we see a white running back win the Heisman this year? Really? I don't know what this means for college football, but it can't be good - Bru
Um, what's the difference between a Stanford and a Tedford? I'm going with Stanford because they wear trees instead of hugging them. - ERIC!
Stanford - Watch GameDay on Saturday and see how many times Kirk Herbstreit says Toby Gerhart's name. I bet it's over four. They have made out. - Cohron
Kentucky at Georgia
Georgia. Nothing like an abysmal Georgia defense to help UK's offense. Unfortunately, Randall Cobb can't throw passes to himself - Bru
Dorito Salad is great, but nothing beats a warm bowl of burgoo. - Grubby
Georgia - I need UK to win one of the last two so we can go to Nashville for New Years. Sadly, I guess I'll be jerkin' it at the house alone... again. - Cohron
Going against my home-team-wins logic here, because I've heard that nobody supplies the butt like Georgia does. - ERIC!
Oregon at Arizona
Oregon. The Wildcats just haven't been the same since Lute Olsen took a break. And then returned. And then resigned. And then retired. So I expect them to..what? What do you mean? Arizona has a football team too? - Bru
It takes a special kind of writer to work armed robbery arrests into a travel article about moonshine, boating, and barbeque. Luckily I know one such man. And he's at ESPN today.
Tailgating is an art form at Tennessee, but it's been a long time since anything as pedestrian as the bed of a truck has been involved.
To the best of my knowledge, Tennessee fans have yet to figure out how to grill meat in an aircraft before kickoff, but they've got land and sea well-covered.
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Our goal for 2009, flying hotdog transportation. Hey, we've got a year to work out the engineering.
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- Kansas football coach Mark Mangino is being investigated for verbally abusing players. Is this the first time the fat kid has ever been the bully?
It is no secret that I am a University of Tennessee football fan. Events in recent weeks have given me a new perspective on my admiration and love for Vol Football. I am speaking directly to the arrests of three freshmen football players, Janzen Jackson, NuKeese Richardson and Mike Edwards, for armed robbery with a pellet gun. This was the first major backlash in the already intriguing Kiffin era at Tennessee. I have read the message boards, newspaper articles, and ESPN reports pertaining to the event. As a loyal Tennessee fan I offer these few words to the masses...
You hear these phrases every college football season. No matter if your team is a perennial powerhouse, in the rebuilding process, a middle-of-the-pack fighter, or a school smaller than most high schools. You're still likely to hear the words once week ten or eleven roll around. 
As if it wasn't already a certainty, Notre Dame's Charlie Weis sealed his fate with a home loss to UConn just a few hours ago. Now just 35-26 as he wraps up his fifth season in South Bend, good ole Charlie is as good as gone as the Irish prepare for a trip to Stanford to end the season. Another season of BCS promise down the drain, as the Irish once again proved you can't live off your reputation forever.
Bloguin is the revolutionary blog network specifically focused on helping bloggers get the most out of their websites. We're currently working on building a large network of online communities and hope to expand our blogging coverage to include a wide range of topics. 
The Bloguin Network allows advertisers to promote their products and services to our ever-growing number of visitors. We offer both site-specific ad placements as well as the ability to run a network-wide campaign. If you're interested in working with Bloguin to meet your advertising needs, please contact us.
The Bloguin Network is always looking to expand. We're specifically looking for blogs in the sports, entertainment, and video games field, but are open to adding any type of quality site.. If you're a blogger and interested in joining our network, please fill out our application form.
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