ESPN has released its annual "Quotes of the Year."  Here are my faves.  Yes, Ozzie Guillen makes a few appearances.

Full list here.

"It's not good when you light up two Marlboros at the same time at 3 a.m., washing it down with a glass of chocolate milk. You know you have a lot on your mind when you do that."
-- Tigers manager Jim Leyland

"One of our players 'broke wind' and only the referee heard it and he booked the player."
-- English soccer manager Ian Treadwell, explaining that one of his Chorlton Villa players received an "unsporting behaviour" yellow card for flatulence

"Because our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans. They know we're shit … Wrigley Field is just a bar."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, on why his team's fans won't come out to watch a bad product but Cubs fans will

"Before you say anything, just know I am the most powerful man in this building."
-- South Florida football coach Jim Leavitt

"It was 2½ hours of satisfaction and then 2½ hours of horseshit baseball. Go and ask them. I don't have any more quotes, seriously. What the fuck am I going to say? [Are] they horseshit? Yes, they are."
-- White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen

"Cheech and Chong would have had a hard time smoking that much."
-- Butler County (Ohio) judge Craig Hedric, on former NBA player Corie Blount claiming 29 pounds of marijuana were for personal use

There is yet another bullet-point in a string of seemingly endless secondary violations in the news today, and it involves football and Tennessee.  But rather than the Vols, it is everyone's smart kid brother Vandy in violation.  We can debate the perceived intent vs. accident and recruiting advantages gained all day long, but what the Commodores did here was host a somewhat famous juco quarterback (Jordan Rogers, brother of Packer QB Aaron) in an official visit... during the dead period.

The excuse?

"The coaches were unaware of [the dead period rule]," Rodgers said, according to the report.

Why is no one taking shots at Bobby Johnson from the peanut gallery like they did for Kiffin.

This violation is pretty black and white.  We're not talking about smoke machines or questions about when someone can or cannot call a player.  We're talking about an official visit when no other school was ALLOWED to host players.  That's an advantage over all 119 other teams.

Vandy's athletics powers-that-be didn't exactly have much to say about it either.  Says David Williams, VU vice chancellor (since, you know, they don't have an athletic department anymore),

"Do we have secondary violations here? Sure, we've always had them. I think the NCAA takes the position that pretty much everybody is going to have secondary violations. The important thing is that you report it right away."

Just like when you accidentally get hammered at the bar and make out with that slutty girl from Orientation.  As long as you tell your girlfriend first thing in the morning, no harm, no foul.  Right?

Maybe they're getting a pass because they're, well, Vanderbilt.  At any rate, what we do know is that if the Big Orange Brother had done it, you wouldn't be reading about it on StadiumDrives.com or buried in ESPN's lower quarter.  It would be in the New York Times.

The Drexel University Dragons are all that stand between the University of Kentucky Wildcat basketball team and 2,000 wins.  No other team in NCAA Division One basketball has attained that number of wins yet.  For UK fans, it's supposed to be a big deal.  There will likely be some celebration after the game, and for two or three weeks UK fans will be able to add "we're the only team with 2,000 wins" to every argument in which they would use the phrase "we've got seven national championships."  The big question tonight is does this really matter?

Tradition has meant a lot to college sports.  Twenty years ago every kid wanted to play basketball at Kentucky, North Carolina, or Kansas.  At that time every young man wanted to play football for Notre Dame, Southern Cal, Michigan, or Tennessee.  High school student-athletes wanted to play for these teams because they were good.  They also wanted to play for these teams because they had been good for as long as they could remember.

Past and present success isn't the only reason kids attend a specific college.  Another big reason, and one that only started to be prominent in the past 20 years, is exposure.  In 1991 you could attend many of the big name schools for football.  You could go to Michigan or Tennessee and play in front of 100,000 people a week.  Things changed a bit that year when kids started hearing that you could go to Notre Dame and play in front of 2 million people a week.  When NBC signed that contract things changed a lot.  Notre Dame, who was never lacking for a recruiting pitch in the first place, immediately had another edge on other programs.  They were still pitching tradition at that point, but in 1992 they could start telling recruits they would be playing on TV every week.

What happened at Notre Dame is actually very interesting.  They signed that big TV contract and twenty years later they're still hanging on to it.  The problem for Notre Dame is that every other major program in the country is playing on national television weekly as well.  In fact, after ESPN and the SEC signed a huge contract this past season you're now able to watch teams like Ole Miss, Kentucky, and South Carolina several times per year across the nation.

Now things have changed again in college sports.  Notre Dame no longer has the edge in pitching television coverage to recruits.  Like Kentucky, Kansas, and North Carolina in basketball, they can't fall back on their tradition to pull in every top recruit.  This is because the elite high school recruits in 2010 want to know what you can do for them.  What can you do for them that USC can't?  What does you university offer that Florida doesn't?  Can you offer something that Duke doesn't in college hoops?

If your answer is "we've won two of the last national championships in football because we have elite coaches and great players to play alongside you," then that's hard to turn down.  "Our coach has sent the last two point guard prospects he's coached to the NBA as lottery picks," is a good way to recruit point guard prospects.  "We've sent at least 5 kids to the NFL every year for the past 10 years because we have good position coaches and top-rate facilities."  Quotes like these get elite recruits to attend your school.  Elite recruits win ball games.  Winning ball games puts you on television more, gets you more top recruits, and creates a positive feedback system of success in your program.

Unfortunately, "we've won seven national championships", "our tradition is unlike any other", and "we won seven straight titles from 1967 to 1973" don't hack it in the recruiting world any more.  Hell, Wyoming has won a national title in basketball.  This information was contained in the broadcast of the Tennessee vs. Wyoming game the other night.  It's doubtful that Tyler Smith would have transferred to Wyoming if Heath Schroyer would have phoned him up and said "we won it all in 1943!"  Instead he chose to go play for a school close to his home, a coach who was charismatic and hot on national coverage at the time, and at a program with very nice facilities including a revamped arena.

There are obviously some kids who like the idea of playing for a big-time national power.  Many even say "I like the tradition at Kentucky/North Carolina/Kansas."  I call bullshit.  Most kids don't give two shits about tradition.  They really go to those schools because of Coaches Calipari, Williams, or Self.  They choose their schools based on system, facilities, and exposure.

Recruits don't want to know how many titles you won before they got there.  They want to know how many you'll win once they get there.  Kids these days don't care who Dan Issell or Clyde Lovellette were.  They want to hear about Michael Jordan, Paul Pierce, and Derrick Rose.  Young men don't care about becoming the leading scorer in the history of your program.  They just want to get to the NBA as fast as possible to have a chance at become the League's all time leading scorer.

These are all general arguments, but if you want concrete proof that kids don't care about tradition look inside the numbers.  The following are UK basketball, Notre Dame football, and UCLA basketball records from recent memory.  If tradition were still the king, none of these schools would have these type of down times.

Kentucky Basketball: 2007-2009 40-27 (0.597)
Notre Dame Football: 2005-2009 35-27 (0.565)
UCLA Basketball: 2009-2010 3-7 (0.300)

Kentucky goes for win 2,000 tonight.  They may beat Drexel by 17 and kick off a mess of confetti and a gaggle of bloviating fools talking about how great it all has been.  On December 22nd will any of that matter?  Not to me.  Only 7 of those 2,000 are really that important to me, and having 2,027 at the end of the year won't matter to me either if the last one ends up being an "L."

Who doesn't love this grumbly old teddy bear?  Here are my favorite Bob Knight quotes of the week.

Regarding John Calipari, with whom he had dinner in '07 and discussed DDM strategy.

"We've got a coach at Kentucky who put two schools on probation and he's still coaching. I really don't understand that."

"If the N-C-double-A had anything to do with this, the roof would leak, there would be no locks on the doors and the court would only have one basket."

And,

"One of the things I'm looking forward to is when our leagues get started and we bring in the coaches before league play, and I talk to the coaches about how they should handle the officials," he said. "I'm going to really enjoy that."

And my personal favorite, "That Grubby, he's a real up-and-comer in all sports rec-league for a former college athlete with a penchant for cold beer, and nearing 30."

Okay maybe I made that one up.

Would-be Minnesota hoop star Royce White is quitting college hoops.  And he is letting everyone, including UM athletics administration, know via YouTube, reported by the Sporting News.

During the long and rambling statement, White mentions racism, the justice system, college athlete stereotypes, and his coach, Tubby Smith.

"This ain't nothing between me and Tubby... He's the best coach I ever played for.  He's one of the best coaches of all time."

The guy was the #2 Power Forward coming out of high school last year, and probably could have had Coach Smith sit down and do this press conference with him.  But I get it, YouTube is easier.

Speculation has already begun as to whether he will attempt to move overseas to play for dough.

"What I'm going to do next is still to be decided," according to the video.

The end contains a Bible verse over the song lyrics "It's too late to apologize", Mark 8:36; "What profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul."

So this is odd.

NPR is reporting that the Bengals' Chris Henry (of West Virginia University) has died of injuries suffered in yesterday's car accident.

Away from the team because of a broken forearm, Henry was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after being found on a residential road. Police say a dispute began at a home about a half-mile away, and Henry jumped into the bed of the pickup truck as his fiancee was driving away from the residence.

Police said at some point when she was driving, Henry "came out of the back of the vehicle."

He was 26.

No more mohawks (or faux-hawks) for college-hoop-playing Jews, please, Mr. Pearl.  It's almost as bad as Russel Westbrook's.

Oh, and there's a college for it, anyway, but they don't sell t-shirts.  And interestingly enough, none of them rock the do.

Seriously, Steve, stick to the Jew-fro like your old man.

There's been a lot of hoopla (damn, I love that word) about the University of Tennessee's Orange Pride group over the last week.  Grubby even did an article on it last week here at SD. 

Well, we think UT's meet-and-greet group has gotten enough press.  We're going to introduce you to a few of the other college football suck-off player interaction groups.

Husker Pride - This group out of the Midwest typically targets offensive linemen.  Averaging about 212 lbs, each girl's duty is to woo the star recruits with information regarding the all-you-can-eat dining card they'll receive in their scholarship package.

Scarlet Pride - Rutgers sends only the classiest girls from the Jersey Shore to welcome new recruits.  Rumor is they offer the world's largest corndogs and free tickets to ride a giant ferris wheel.  How could a 17 year-old turn that down?

Husky Pride - The University of Washington sends out girls with sub-par hygiene to tell recruits stories about co-ops, hybrid cars, and jam bands.  If you see a girl in knee high rainbow socks and a dress that appears to have been ripped to shreds by a grizzly bear, you've got a lock on a member of the Husky Pride.

Yalie Pride - Again, we have an entry in the "most homely" category.  Girls from Yale tell recruits about the free books they'll receive upon reaching the University.  Rumor has it they also carry folding chess sets for impromptu matches.  These girls mean business, and we're not just talking the MBA's here.

Petey Pride - Easily picked out of a crowd, the liaison group from Wyoming is generally seen wearing cowboy boots and a belt buckle slightly larger than the average dinner plate.  Also, matching left and right breast tattoos may be distinguishing marks.

Tiger Pride - These girls nearly have it all going for them.  They're attractive, recruiting for a major SEC power, and look good in yellow and purple.  The only draw back?  That weird ass Cajun accent that most recruits assume is just some Native American language that they didn't have an option to take in Junior year.  The hotness factor alone must carry this group because Les keeps pulling in talent like few others in the country.

Well, that sums it up.  A full tour of the country's Pride groups.  Didn't see your team in this list?  E-mail Ian at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .

A quick perusal about the various NBA mock draft blogs tonight piqued my interest.  Generally everyone is expecting site homer favorites John Wall, Patrick Patterson, Demarcus Cousins and Tyler Smith to go in the first round somewhere.

My favorite is NBADraft.net, which has Kentucky's Wall and Tennessee's Smith as bedfellows in New Jersey next year (after hopefully 2 epic contests in SEC play this year.)  They also have PatPat going 11 overall to New Orleans, and Cousins wrapping up Round 1 to Memphis.

Some others of interest:

MyNBAdraft.com

Wall 1 overall, New Jersey. Patterson 14, Oklahoma City.  Cousins 23, New Jersey.  Smith 58, Boston.

NBA-draft.com

Wall 1 overall, New Jersey.  Patterson 18, Oklahoma City.  Cousins 19, Miami.  Smith, not listed.

FlagrantFouls.com

Wall 1 overall (seeing a pattern here?) Kings.  Patterson 12, Bobcats.  Cousins 14, Suns.  Smith 40, Bucks.

Bru's colleagues at collegehoops.net

Wall 1 overall, Nets.  Patterson 13, Raptors.  Smith 25, Celtics.  Cousins 26 Lakers (I'd love to see that work).

Also, there's a pretty comprehensive list here at The Hoop Doctors.

Is it SEC season yet? With 'Nova losing today, it's looking more and more realistic for both UK and UT to start conference play in the top 5.  Barring a crazy UT loss to USC next week or on New Year's Eve to Memphis, that is.

Image of the goateed Smith from Summer League play in the Pilot Rocky Top league.

We know you cut out of work early today.  It's no big deal.  After all, it is the holiday season.  Besides, your boss took the afternoon off to go Christmas shopping, shouldn't you be able step out a couple hours early?  You've worked hard all year.  Profits are up 80% in your business unit in this tough economy.  You owe it to yourself to relax a little.  We're sure you'll turn to ESPN for your sports viewing this afternoon and over the next few days.  If that's the case, use this definitive guide for your weekend sports-watching schedule.

Friday

8pm (ESPN) - Blazers vs. Cavs.  Lebron is fun to watch and Portland's still got Greg Oden right?  Oh.

9:30pm (ESPNU) - Duncanville vs. Lincoln in a battle of two Texas high school powerhouses.  Wait, it's basketball?  WTF?

1am (ESPN2) - National Finals Rodeo.  We know you're struggling to put down that 13th Heineken, so tune in, crack a Bud Heavy, and tighten your belt for blood.

Saturday

7:30am (ESPN2) - Stoke City vs. Wigan Athletic.  It may still hurt from last night, but wake your hungover ass up and tune in for some early morning EPL action.  Sure beats the Hell out of MLS action.  (Okay, so you hate soccer and don't want to be up before 9.  At least drag yourself out of bed for some American Gladiators reruns on Classic).

Noon (ESPN) - Ohio State vs. Butler.  ESPN's website lists this as "Horizon League Basketball."  I know Ohio State isn't top 5, but c'mon.

4pm (ESPN) - 1AA football (up yours FCS!), Appalachian State vs. Montana.  This is worth more time than watching a couple MAC teams flail about.

8pm (ESPN) - Heisman presentation.  You've been hearing the hype about it all week.  Just tune in the last 10 minutes to watch the presentation and save yourself another hour of "Tebow's numbers aren't that good, Suh is a manchild, Gerhart deserves to win" talk.

9pm (ESPN) - "The U" on 30 For 30.  A lot of hype on this subject this week too.  Several of the 30 For 30 bits have been pretty good and this one probably won't let you down no matter if you're a fan of, or hate, Miami football.

11pm (ESPN2) - National Final Rodeo.  C'mon, it's grown men riding livestock and getting stomped in the nuts!  Great fodder to have on in the background while you're entertaining guests.  Or the five guys that always hang out at your house on Saturday night.  Whatever.

Sunday

10am (ESPN2) - Bassmaster Tournament Trail Preview.  Think all that rodeo got your blood pumping?  Shit, that's nothing.  Tune in to watch some of the most exciting moments in sport, professional fishing!  Wait, it's a preview of a league for fishing tournaments?  Wow.

Noon (ESPN) - PBA World Championship.  If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand time.  Sundays are for bowling.

3:30pm (ESPNU) - Women's basketball: Rutgers vs. Tennessee.  Watch some nappy headed ho's stunning young ladies take on the all-time greatest women's program of all time.

And that about wraps it up.  I'm sure Sunday can be shored up by hitting the networks and watching football.  Whatever you watch, grab a few cold ones and find a way to stay warm.  It's going to be a cold one.