TPS Week 12; "Tie your @#$%ing shoes!" E-mail
Written by Grubby   
Friday, 20 November 2009 12:14

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No, I said where have YOU been?

Okay okay, we're back after a 3 week hiatus.  But not much has changed.  The score is still within 2 games with ELTT leading LKIAC 139-137.  Senor Cohron leads all-comers with a 3 pick lead over second-place professional writers Eric and Colin.

Holly has started picking out of spite and ate Dorito Salad last week in Georgia (video here).  No one has seen Brubaker in 2 weeks.  Ian has purportedly the best No-Shave November going on of the entire blogosphere.  And Mr. Ashley keeps us all entertained all day long with his hourly facebook updates.

Oh, and Rich Rodriguez is considering starting Denard Robinson this week.  Seriously Rich, say it out loud.  "My starting QB doesn't tie his shoes."

Enjoy these last 2 weeks in Ann Arbor, buddy.

On with the picks!

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(Note: I forged Ian and Mr. Ashley's picks, and I think ERIC! took UK over UGA but I'm not fixing the graphic.  Sorry)

 Minnesota at Iowa

Iowa - Big Ten Football ends before Thanksgiving again. Thank Mitch. - Cohron

Iowa. In two weeks, Iowa has gone from the Rose Bowl to the Insight Bowl. No wonder Smooth loves Kirk Ferentz's coaching ability so much - Bru

Minnesota at Iowa - Tubby's done a great job resurrecting... erg. OK, what I meant to say is, Iowa's on a two-game losing skid at the absolutely wrong time. Minnesota should be good for what ails them. - ERIC!

Louisville at South Florida

Sometimes I just can't believe USF is in the Big East. They just seem so... Conference USA to me. Since this is in their backyard, however, I give the Bulls my vote to add to Kraggy's misery - ERIC!

South Florida. On the plus side for Steve Kragthorpe, he can go ahead and start checking out some retirement home while down in Florida - Bru

South Florida - Steve Kragthorpe, coming to an NAIA school near you! - Cohron

LSU at Mississippi

LSU. Remember when everyone loved Jevan Snead at the beginning of the year?  - Bru

LSU - I could punch myself in the penis for believing in the Ole Miss hype at the beginning of the year. - Cohron

I'll do it. - Grubby

Wow. This game is the battle for second place in the SEC West behind 'Bama. What the world has come to. I choose Ole Miss for the chaos factor. - ERIC!

Vanderbilt at Tennessee

Tennessee - I went to Vandy last week to tailgate and drink at the Vandy/UK game. If you ever get bored on a Saturday afternoon, grab a cooler and a chair and go down to Vandy while their football team is playing. It is so damn funny to watch nerds pretend to party and watch them hit on ugly smart girls. - Cohron

If this thing isn't over by 8 o'clock and interferes with my PBR shower at the Lucero show, someone is getting doused with some force. - Grubby

Tennessee will win because of the pride I have brought them with my error-riddled articles. - ERIC!

Tennessee. Contrary to what you might think, I will not use this space to rip the Vols for their recent string of arrests. Every team has a few knuckleheads, including my beloved Gators. But I will issue this warning to any players, anywhere, who think they may have the urge to commit a crime. Please do NOT wear your team-issued workout T-shirt while doing so (ahem... Janzen Jackson). This is almost as bad as Chris Henry getting arrested in Florida a couple years ago while wearing his own jersey - Bru

California at Stanford

Stanford. Could we see a white running back win the Heisman this year? Really? I don't know what this means for college football, but it can't be good - Bru

Um, what's the difference between a Stanford and a Tedford? I'm going with Stanford because they wear trees instead of hugging them. - ERIC!

Stanford - Watch GameDay on Saturday and see how many times Kirk Herbstreit says Toby Gerhart's name. I bet it's over four. They have made out. - Cohron

Kentucky at Georgia

Georgia. Nothing like an abysmal Georgia defense to help UK's offense. Unfortunately, Randall Cobb can't throw passes to himself - Bru

Dorito Salad is great, but nothing beats a warm bowl of burgoo. - Grubby

Georgia - I need UK to win one of the last two so we can go to Nashville for New Years. Sadly, I guess I'll be jerkin' it at the house alone... again. - Cohron

Going against my home-team-wins logic here, because I've heard that nobody supplies the butt like Georgia does. - ERIC!

Oregon at Arizona

Oregon. The Wildcats just haven't been the same since Lute Olsen took a break. And then returned. And then resigned. And then retired. So I expect them to..what? What do you mean?  Arizona has a football team too? - Bru

Ducks, because these guys said so. - ERIC!

Comment of the week:

LeGarrette Blount Punches Thrown: 1 LeGarrette Blount Games Played: 1 LeGarrette Blount College Degrees: 0 - Cohron

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Results
written by Grubby, November 23, 2009
This week's results

6 - ERIC!
5 - Ian, Colin, Grubby
4 - Holly, Ashley, Cohron, Bru
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written by Grubby, November 23, 2009
Correction, Ian had 4.

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